2008 Resolution - Maybe the philospeak.com Blogging Hiatus is REALLY Over!?

Well, I’ve been gone for quite a while but I definitely am resolved to getting back to my blogging in 2008.

I have lots to catch up on and promise great fun for all! Blog with you soon — and in the meantime I hope we can all gain insight from two schools of thought regarding New Year’s Resolutions (provided in video form for your convenience, as always).

For those who KNOW they cannot keep those resolutions:

And those more optimistic on their willpower:

Auld Lang Syne - Nicki Jaine

One of the more atmospheric Auld Lang Syne versions to welcome in the New Year. Welcome 2008!

And New Year Firework show for those who missed them. Very cool indeed, especially the Big Ben ringing which sounds just like AC/DC’s Hell’s Bells:

philospeak.com Publishing Hiatus Over Thanks to Paris Hilton Liberation!

Smiling and waving before an army of cameras, a clearly relieved Paris Hilton returned to her celebrity limelight on Tuesday after completing a three week jail term for drink-driving violations. And with Paris’ liberation, I once again feel empowered to author my blog.

Sporting a pony tail and short-sleeved drab-green blouse, the somewhat less-blonde heiress smiled for the pack of photographers waiting outside the jail and ran to hug her mother Kathy Hilton, who was waiting in a car with her father Rick.

The last time she had been seen on June 8, Hilton was weeping and wailing as she was dragged back to jail after a judge overruled a sheriff’s decision to free her for unspecified medical reasons after just three days.

Her departure today was a much more jubilaint affair. She served just 23 days of a 45-day sentence at the spartan Century Regional Detention Facility in the Los Angeles suburb of Lynwood.

Television helicopters pursued the cavalcade accompanying her as the car took to the highway shortly after the midnight release. It was unclear where she would spend her first night of freedom. Hilton’s parents were reported to have planned a lavish coming-out party in Las Vegas, Fox News said. But reports Monday quoted family and friends as saying that a “quiet gathering” was planned.

The Los Angeles Times reported that neighbours at Hilton’s parental home in the Hollywood Hills had distributed leaflets protesting the party girl’s presence in their midst.

She is now due to complete her probation in March 2009 if she stays out of trouble.

During her time in jail Hilton said in a telephone interview with a television journalist that the sentence was a message from God to change her party-loving lifestyle and become a positive role model for women.

“I have been thinking that I want to do different things when I am out of here,” she said. “I have become much more spiritual. God has given me this new chance.”

She said she was considering pursuing work to raise awareness about breast cancer or multiple sclerosis.

Paris is doing really well, she is really looking forward to going home, and she thanks you in the press who supported her,” a spokeswoman for the Hilton family said ahead of her release.

“She wants to be with the family and she can’t wait to take that orange suit off.”

Her first post-prison interview will be held with veteran CNN anchor Larry King on Wednesday. The network and a spokesman for Hilton said the celebrity would not receive payment for the interview.

In a statement released through her publicist, Hilton said she was pleased to go on the show, “to discuss my experience in jail, what I have learned, how I have grown.

More from the Paris Hilton Liberation Collection (click for larger images):

LA Justice System Playing Possum with Paris Hilton - Is this Darth Vadar Redux?

Paris Hilton Sporting Her Cowboy Hat

Paris Hilton is getting put through the ringer in front of all of us. It kind of feels like the TV equivalent of watching your bratty sister getting her first spanking after you got it over and over for smaller infractions — or in my case, being wrongly accused (I’m stickin’ to it).

And it now looks like Paris will actually be put back in jail for her entire 45-day sentence. And while I will wait out the next few days before my final conclusion, this kind of smells like…like…justice.

I do feel that with all the flip-flopping the LA Justice System essentially pulled a Darth Vadar — see the Star Wars scene below for a visual (~1 min):

On hearing her new sentence — the result of her violation of the probation of a reckless driving arrest — the violently weeping Hilton shouted “It’s not right!” and called out “Mom!” as she was taken away. Guess what, I don’t think “Mom” can’t help you on this one; she is about 25-years too late on that. So now Paris Hilton gets to experience what the other 99% experience. And it ain’t that pretty.

At this point, what Paris should do is what she originally did: feign the willingness to do her time the right way. While we surely can’t expect any significant personal growth, a little taste of the non-300 thread count Egyptian sheet life can do everyone some good.

But in the long-run, sucking it up (so to speak) will buy her more goodwill than any money could. So with that in mind Paris, I recommend that you be selective in following the path in this video, “Paris Hilton Goes Back to Jail”:

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And for the Paris lover in you, the obligatory Paris Hilton Gallery!

BREAKING NEWS: Jailbreak for Paris Hilton and a Parting Gift to Boot - a New Bracelet!

Paris Hilton Performing Duties Under House Arrest

According to the website TMZ.com, Paris Hilton is being fitted for an ankle bracelet (apparently non-diamond) to enforce her new reassignment to house arrest. Authorities decided to release Hilton from jail due to medical reasons, this according to Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department spokesperson, Steve Whitmore.

Reporters repeated tried to get more information regarding Paris’ medical condition during a press conference held in front of the jail where she was released early this morning. But spokesperson Whitmore said that due to confidentiality laws he could not discuss even the slightest health-related details. Apparently it did not have anything to do with the sleeping mask her mother was planning to give her to help her get in the mood sleep while in prison.

Paris will be under house confinement in her West Hollywood home for 40 days, where she will only have a 3000-4000 ft. radius of freedom. Her jail cell was 96 square feet so according to the philospeak.com accounting department, that is a measly increase of ~3900%. After the 40 days are up, Whitmore says she will have “fulfilled her debt to society.” Ummm….that sounds about right, LMAO!

Whitmore made it clear that Paris was not released early — she was reassigned, kind of like Milton Waddams move to the storage room in Office Space, only in reverse. She is technically still in custody.

Fortunately for the readers of philospeak.com, we were first on the scene to acquire new images of Paris Hilton under house arrest. Now That’s Hot!

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