LA Justice System Playing Possum with Paris Hilton – Is this Darth Vadar Redux?

Posted on June 8th, 2007 in Celebrities, Culture, Humor, In The News

Paris Hilton Sporting Her Cowboy Hat

Paris Hilton is getting put through the ringer in front of all of us. It kind of feels like the TV equivalent of watching your bratty sister getting her first spanking after you got it over and over for smaller infractions — or in my case, being wrongly accused (I’m stickin’ to it).

And it now looks like Paris will actually be put back in jail for her entire 45-day sentence. And while I will wait out the next few days before my final conclusion, this kind of smells like…like…justice.

I do feel that with all the flip-flopping the LA Justice System essentially pulled a Darth Vadar — see the Star Wars scene below for a visual (~1 min):

On hearing her new sentence — the result of her violation of the probation of a reckless driving arrest — the violently weeping Hilton shouted “It’s not right!” and called out “Mom!” as she was taken away. Guess what, I don’t think “Mom” can’t help you on this one; she is about 25-years too late on that. So now Paris Hilton gets to experience what the other 99% experience. And it ain’t that pretty.

At this point, what Paris should do is what she originally did: feign the willingness to do her time the right way. While we surely can’t expect any significant personal growth, a little taste of the non-300 thread count Egyptian sheet life can do everyone some good.

But in the long-run, sucking it up (so to speak) will buy her more goodwill than any money could. So with that in mind Paris, I recommend that you be selective in following the path in this video, “Paris Hilton Goes Back to Jail”:

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Published by philospeak

5 Responses to “LA Justice System Playing Possum with Paris Hilton – Is this Darth Vadar Redux?”

  1. Kristyn Says:

    I really believe she’s still getting less than she deserves. I read some where that she’s going to be put in a very low security ward for “high profile” inmates. Frankly, I don’t think she should warrant any special treatment, she should be put in general population where everyone else goes –I don’t think all her cries of “Mommy” are going to help her there.

  2. the domestic minx Says:

    It’ll do her the world of good.
    At least she won’t be subjected to the comfy chair…
    or The Spanish Inquisition..
    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
    Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise….
    Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency…. Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope….
    Our *four*…no…
    *Amongst* our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise…. I’ll come in again.

  3. rythmduel Says:

    Interesting post, philo, comme d’habitude

  4. Lord Likely Says:

    That young lady should be made to carry out strenuous, back-breaking community service. Preferably, at my mansion. Clothing optional.

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