LA Justice System Playing Possum with Paris Hilton – Is this Darth Vadar Redux?
Posted on June 8th, 2007 in Celebrities, Culture, Humor, In The News
Paris Hilton is getting put through the ringer in front of all of us. It kind of feels like the TV equivalent of watching your bratty sister getting her first spanking after you got it over and over for smaller infractions — or in my case, being wrongly accused (I’m stickin’ to it).
And it now looks like Paris will actually be put back in jail for her entire 45-day sentence. And while I will wait out the next few days before my final conclusion, this kind of smells like…like…justice.
I do feel that with all the flip-flopping the LA Justice System essentially pulled a Darth Vadar — see the Star Wars scene below for a visual (~1 min):
On hearing her new sentence — the result of her violation of the probation of a reckless driving arrest — the violently weeping Hilton shouted “It’s not right!” and called out “Mom!” as she was taken away. Guess what, I don’t think “Mom” can’t help you on this one; she is about 25-years too late on that. So now Paris Hilton gets to experience what the other 99% experience. And it ain’t that pretty.
At this point, what Paris should do is what she originally did: feign the willingness to do her time the right way. While we surely can’t expect any significant personal growth, a little taste of the non-300 thread count Egyptian sheet life can do everyone some good.
But in the long-run, sucking it up (so to speak) will buy her more goodwill than any money could. So with that in mind Paris, I recommend that you be selective in following the path in this video, “Paris Hilton Goes Back to Jail”:
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